[bump into ex]

D- Hey you
- Hey..i'll get you a drink
D- okay. How are you??
- Good. Better now that you're here, I was feeling really short
*slap*
D- fck off! my heels are really high too, look
- oh my god they are
D- My table is full of models as well but i got them to sit down


outfit of the night – Dinner/Drinks

It's unusual that I'll get time to take photos before rushing off, but I'm doing really well lately!

I'm not gonna lie, I had four vodka martinis with champagne and i am rather..giggly, right now. But I'll post sober "before" pictures below:

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miu miu patent heels
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Ralph Lauren blouse, grey Topshop velvet skirt, Wolford black sheer tights, Lanvin bag

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Hair styled with the Cloud 9 The O. More about that later. Makeup is Chanel Misty Soft eyeshadow (I always say that wong. Correct me), and the usuals Laura Mercier..nothing (yet) on lips, but I ended up wearing YSL Rouge Pur Couture Blonde Ingenue (very appropriately named).

I've recently discovered that Laura Mercier Minerals Powder looks amazing as a bronzer, if you use three shades darker than you are. So I'll use Real Sand all over, and Classic Beige as a bronzer and it looks fantastic. I'll take a proper picture soon to prove it.

The chain earrings I got in Fenwicks while I was doing some personal shopping for my reader and friend Trish - I found the most gorgeous things. And I recommend them, they are so cute and sparkly. They are tiny chains of gold, rose gold and grey metal

[at my friend's apartment building]

[at my friend's apartment building]
D- RULE #6 "Guests to ensure nightime peace and quiet of the building!!" You're breaking the ruuuules. I'm gonna report you
- it's all your fault
D- Also "Guests who make noise and are drunk may have to leave the building" We are drunk.
- I'm gonna go invite the neighbours over
D- okay

M- I had to clean the room, I spent all afternoon doing the bathroom!
D- I made my bed today

[at Sketch]

- Why did you call him handsome?
- Because he gave me a strawberry

- I told the owner I was with Diana Anastasia and that she wanted a chocolate martini. But the bar was closed so he gave me his bottle of champagne
D- Oh, I thought the bar was closed so we were leaving
- Noooooo

Amazing HD photo of my water coming up:
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Manager - What am I gonna drink now?

D- What happened?
- They said there's a private party going on in there
D- Of course. Did you tell them we're in it?

- Never date any of us
D - I won't, I love you guys too much

- You got the security guy's number!
D - No I did not!
- You got the sailor's number!
D - No, HE did!
- He thinks your gay

- I'm going to google your website
D- Good.
- I'll find out what it is
D- I bet you will
- Dude it's her name dot com

- Ok so you're coming to ibiza this summer
- I'll only go if Diana is coming
- I'll only go if the taxi driver is coming

- I think it was the sixteen tequilla shots

- It's all Diana's fault

D - What did you do with my shoes? I thought you wanted to try them on. Did you hide them?

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D - Oh look at that, they do Private Parties here
P - Yea
D - I think we should have a private party
P - Yea
D - You and me
P - haha..well I, for one, wouldn't show up
D - haha that's true you always bail...More room for me

D- You didn't even text me
P- Of course I texted you..at least 4 times! You don't believe me!
D - No you didn't. I didn't get it, i swear
P- Look I'll show you..[gets phone out] "Dear Mini minx, I hope you're having a wonderful time" and here's another one from Christmas, New years..
D- haha show me that! that's a lie

D- I know what your type is…bigger, voluptuous..brunette
P- No, wrong..look at the women i've dated: [model], [actress],  you, none of them are like that and they're blonde. I like big, small, tall, I like all women.. And see, you've missed a very big point…
D- Oh yea. Big bum!
P- [pause + choke on beer] No.

P- He'll be into it if there's game
D- There's always game where I am
P- Pfff....
D-  it's this Darjeeling tea