Category Archives: Current Affairs
London Fashion Week 2009!
So funny
Pierre
DIANA
I don't even want to live too central. Where I really wanna live is Covent Garden, I can imagine myself going to those old and fascinating soho cafes to read
CLARA
That's like, THE centre
DIANA
whatever. I'd have a cosy flat there with a young....arty guy. Small but high ceilings. A young artist, from Paris! 26. He'd have a flexible hours job, would sometimes travel. I would spend lots of time reading in our black polished leather loungechair. He'd bring me fresh veggie smoothies. I'd name him Pierre!
CLARA
Are we still talking about a flatmate?
DIANA
Yes. We'd be 2 minutes from the piccadilly line. I'd have my own room, and bathroom. 800 pcm becauese that's enough already. He'd wear white linen shirts at home. But i wouldn't fancy him, I like my boyfriend. He might fancy me though. Or maybe not. Maybe he'd have a girlfriend.
CLARA
No way. That's a drag, especially if he might own the flat and she'd be there all the time. I might not even have to pay to stay if he owns the flat because he loves my company.
DIANA
He's a stylist! he'd do my hair every morning He's gay...that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend. A gay hairstylist Too cliche. I think he might work in a gallery. He'd invite me to gallery openings. That's it.He's come from a good family. He might even have land in france. He'd invite me over in Summer, I'd go with my boyfriend to this castle, our summer residence. Ditch that, let's make it spring. There's always time for another vacation in summer, we don't wanna loose vacation time. He'd smoke sometimes
CLARA
you hate smoke
DIANA
well you can't have everything, he's his own person
mon idylle
i met clara and we did what we do best.
we had lunch
we had cakes
we went shopping for lingerie
we went shopping for food
we go drunk on espresso. Remind me not to drink caffeine
we had cakes
we spoke about boyfriend's genitals
and again.
like, over and over and over and some more
then we texted our boyfriends
we spoke about going to the gym tomorrow
we'll probably do the same thing tomorrow
Spotted
Nudist guy with the huge willy does a double greeting to the sun as he goes into the water but never gets quite in. Been standing there for 30 minutes, and still standing! Would take a photo but he's turning and looking at me
UPDATE:
Sun-greeting guy came over to my towel to chat and asked me out! oh my god.
My parents have seen my date's penis











