Victoria & Diana's adventures Day out 4

[walking down the street, we see a cutie]

VICTORIA
Make a noise. (pause) Quack to him

DIANA
I thought you were gonna say Miaow or something sexy

VICTORIA
Do the elephant!

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DIANA
I have this friend visiting...I can be with him 2pm to 5am, I told him. It's just my schedule

VICTORIA
Yea I know. I'm gonna make that my schedule it's a really fun schedule

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[in the club sitting down, we exchange guys]

VICTORIA
talk to him..

DIANA
wait, am I a japanese pornstar to this one?

VICTORIA
no just normal

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GUY
Are those guys your bodyguards?

VICTORIA
We prefer to call them security

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VICTORIA
How many pinkheads are needed to open a front door at 8am? Two.

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[on our way back from the club Victoria's ankle was hurting so we went to the hospital. There we found this weirdo who was drunk and sitting in the waiting room for no apparent reason]

VICTORIA
So what are you doing in this hospital?

WEIRDO
I...was...coming..drinking..too much drinking..coming to hospital

DIANA
He says he was on his way to the Windmill*

VICTORIA
oh you got lost while you were going to the Windmill

[*The Windmill is a strip club in London]

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[on our way back home, at 9am!]

Truck Driver - How much, love?
Diana - a 1000 per hour. And a lambourghini

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