[walking down the street, we see a cutie]
Make a noise. (pause) Quack to him
I thought you were gonna say Miaow or something sexy
Do the elephant!
I have this friend visiting...I can be with him 2pm to 5am, I told him. It's just my schedule
Yea I know. I'm gonna make that my schedule it's a really fun schedule
[in the club sitting down, we exchange guys]
talk to him..
wait, am I a japanese pornstar to this one?
no just normal
Are those guys your bodyguards?
We prefer to call them security
How many pinkheads are needed to open a front door at 8am? Two.
[on our way back from the club Victoria's ankle was hurting so we went to the hospital. There we found this weirdo who was drunk and sitting in the waiting room for no apparent reason]
So what are you doing in this hospital?
I...was...coming..drinking..too much drinking..coming to hospital
He says he was on his way to the Windmill*
oh you got lost while you were going to the Windmill
[*The Windmill is a strip club in London]
[on our way back home, at 9am!]
Truck Driver - How much, love?
Diana - a 1000 per hour. And a lambourghini