[on the phone with my sister]

C
Diana please. I'm with a male model from Select can he stay in your flat in London for two days please? He's so nice . He's gorgeous. He really needs to crash somewhere

DIANA
When?

C
He really needs, just two days. You'll love him. My sister is blonde, so beautiful. You'll love her

DIANA
Will you not say those things? Are you drunk??

C
Diana he's gay, it's cool. You guys are gonna get along so well. You're both clowns

DIANA
Fine tell him to come over, but i need to know when

C
Diana he's a top MODEL! He's all over fashion week Milan, LONDON PARIS

DIANA
I said OKAY. You're ALWAYS with models!!

C
I know right.