NIGHTLIFE

OLIVER
I wanna get out of here. This place is so gay

DIANA
what are you talking about? I love it here, I can just sit and firegaze and relax without being bothered every three minutes

OLIVER
right. That's because everyone here is gay

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GUY
Can I buy you a drink

DIANA
no, thanks

GUY
why not. Seriously I'll get you a drink. You owe me nothing

DIANA
I'm sorry but I'm getting one for my boyfriend over there too

GUY
I'll get his too if you let me buy you yours too

DIANA
why would you do that? that's stupid

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FRANCESCO
there are some fine young girls like eighteen dancing over there. babes

DIANA
Are there? [turn to friend on my right] Oli you should go dance with those young girls on your right. There, on your right..

OLIVER
I don't care for young girls

DIANA
D- [turns to F on my left] Oliver said he's into older women because they're more twisted in bed

FRANCESCO
really?

DIANA
Yea. Aren't you?

FRANCESCO
no I like them young.

DIANA
that's because you're still too young

FRANCESCO
how old are you?

DIANA
thirty-two

FRANCESCO
you're not fucking thirty two...

DIANA
I might not be
(in the studio with the producer of The Sex Pistols)

SIMON
That "ah" was great

DIANA
I did it just for you