NSFW Jewelery

Today I am introducing one of my favourites from my arsenal. This is Adventures of Barbarella for a reason, and there would be no adventures without a good body chain. 

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I could care less for most chains I see in the market, but try to pry this one off my dead fingers. It's so versatile! It works under clothing, over clothing, as a necklace, as a nudist beach accessory, has bits that come on/off so they can dangle on whatever angle suits your videocamera lens mood...

Yes, remote control is always on hand. On boob, at the minute

And should you find yourself stuck in a blind angel's nest? Swarovski-encrusted handcuffs are as useless as they are necessary

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You can totally wear them on one hand should you want to do things other than lying down pretty, which is to be realistic what I plan to do in them, with or without a holy one. 

That completes today's insanities.

Jewelery by Agent Provocateur, discovered lonely and abandoned on a clearance pile- safely rescued and brought to a good home.