Me & 9 yr old Little Girl cousin

DIANA
what are you doing with the calculator?

LITTLE COUSIN
adding up the ages of the women in our family. How old is your mom?

DIANA
I dunno

LITTLE COUSIN
I'll take that as a 50

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[going through pictures of my iphone contacts]
LITTLE COUSIN
Who's this one?

DIANA
A friend..model

LITTLE COUSIN
Why is he half naked?

DIANA
He's modelling.

LITTLE COUSIN
he is cute..except for the mole. Why is he taking pictures of himself putting on clothes anyway?? so gay

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LITTLE COUSIN
Got any more?

DIANA
Any more what?

LITTLE COUSIN
Hot men in your iphone contacts

DIANA
you are NINE