JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY

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diana
a hot girl came up to me
when i was parked DT on a party night
started talking to me
then we started kissing
...diana ..it was a fucking guy i think

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J
She texted me, she's asking if I'm in a nice place. What do i say?

D
Well you are in a nice place. Tell her there's a pole, and a guitar, and a really pretty blonde girl and you're just hanging out having some strawberry tea

J
haha shut up I can't say that

D
haha maybe I should say it. I'll say, "look. It's 4 in the morning. Me and your boyfriend have been talking about you for like 7 hours, we've been going from bar to bar until they kicked us out, so i took him home- he still doesn't know what to tell you, and honestly, I wanna go to sleep, and you guys gotta relax and be together and marry each other and I'll be your bridesmaid"

J
hahaha
D
Okay now what do I say to my guy

J
Pfff.it's up to him really

D
Yea that's the fucking problem

J
Hahaha

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J
So what did you do today?

D
Well...I went shopping, I worked out, and now i'm having a drink

J
Oh just another day, uh?

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D
Oh my God you guys are so sweet. These emails are incredible. You sent her SEVEN kisses?? you said "I love you" like, twice. Is that what people do in relationships? Teach me

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D
Are you still not drinking?

J

Nope.

D
Ok me neither

J
What are you having?

D
Jasmin tea and a Kir Royale -champagne only

J
I see

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D
But you are such a player. This is so out of character. Oh but wait...Nevermind. Karma is a beautiful thing

(pause)

J
Hey.

*throws me a pillow*

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D
You're kidding! I can't believe you bought a ring exactly like mine! haha can I take a picture?

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