I've been watching "Snog Marry Avoid"

For those not in the UK, it's a makeunder kind of show where people with excessive flair and slap on are stripped of their character.

Permeable as I am, I took all the bad habits from the people they were making under (aren't they fabulous?) and did a big fat Nuts Magazine makeup on myself. Because Poster Girl is my alter ego of choice.

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For today's trashy look you will need:

- MAC Prussian eyeshadow
- YSL black liquid eyeliner
- Giorgio Armani #3 lipliner
- Chanel Maline lipgloss
- Max Factor 2000 calorie mascara, which is just what I had on before all hell broke loose and reaaaally is not a good option for this look. If you're devoted, wear Dior Extase and some falsies.