I'm considering getting a bicycle

Bike

I've realised that if I do get a bicycle, I'll need:

- Lights
- A leopard print helmet
Leopard

- Insurance
- A mirror (to see the cars behind me, and to look at myself. Make that two mirrors facing in different directions)
- A pretty good lock (otherwise insurance doesn't cover)
- Another lock (they say 2 locks are safer. Heard this from a criminal)
- a wicker basket for my groceries. If necessary I'll always carry a banana to pretend I had groceries
- a louis vuitton backpack
- a messenger bag from lanvin (I hate backpacks!)
- a new biker jacket
- leather tassles
- a carrier seat for my rubber ducks

Seat

- A body armor

Armor Armor3

 

I have the audacity of cataloguing this post under "Exercise".