Well well, look what we have here! a day fully documented, in full color. Like a film, only not. I did film some things but my friends don't like being in film so I can't publish them. Need to get new friends, friends who like being on film. Soon as I get to vancouver with my friend Victoria you'll know what I mean. So anyway.
First we had a couple of drinks.
Then we went to Ibiza town.
We were walking around when we stumbled upon my guitar player n.2 residence:
Of course, we went in to say hi but instead we found a hoard of screaming children ( kidnapped by the Lord of the Ship I'm assuming)
Then my friends were complaining that they were sobering up so we had another couple of drinks.
Mental note: NEW FRIENDS, less alcohol-dependant, more film-oriented
Then we went in and out of this door, several times
"Are you going in and out of this door?" "Yea we're coming and going" "What?" "Focus! We're trying to come and go here" "Coming or going?" "Coming and THEN going" "who has the camera, aren't you going?" "Then going off the other side?" "yes"
You'd think drinks had been succesfull by that point, but no, this is just us normal.
What was I saying... Oh yea, I was gonna tell you about my clothes. This is confusing.
So it was kind of chilly - hot and THEN chilly, but ultimately chilly nevertheless, so I decided -who are we kidding- my friends obliged me to wear long jeans. White t shirt underneath, and then my favourite Paper London sweatshirt cotton fluffy sweater on top. Zara studded jacket on top of that. It doesn't really matter how much you layer in islands, you will be cold because it's humid, and humidity works by getting into your bones. Gotta love that.
I wanted to wear heels but didn't wanna be uncomfortable, so in the end I wore these heeled flip flops which are a lot less trashy than they sound. In all truth, my friends decided against heels because they said I'd be uncomfortable. Had I been alone and free to follow my healthy instincts, I would have worn heels, shorts and a bikini top. I wear this combo very elegantly.
And there and then after some apple and foie gras, our day concludes. I'm writing this from an internet-less apartment, and I'll publish it live tomorrow xxx
QUOTES OF THE DAY
D It's not that I don't like my body, I love it and it looks great and everything, but my bottom grows like nobody's business and I just need to exercise a lot to keep it in track, you know what I mean? R (to her sister) Is that how I sound when I say I'm fat?
R The chicken are eating now M God you're fascinated with the chickens. What are you, the crazy chicken lady? R Hey just giving you live updates…
D There's too many dogs in there. We should find out what they're doing with them R Yea Diana you do that D We should tell the government, just inform them R "Dear government, there's a hound of dogs in a field next to us, and we are worried because something strange might be going on" D Yea the chickens were making strange noises earlier too, I bet they are get mistreated R They're biting each other dude, they're chickens
(on the phone) O Oh you're in Ibiza, you should come tomorrow to KM5 D Okay…We're staying until Wednesday O Oh them don't worry about tomorrow, we can meet any other day. I might have something going on on Saturday, call me then D Oh ok, so nothing until Saturday? O It's gonna be great, let's speak then! D OK! See ya R Diana tomorrow is Saturday