DURING A GIG

RICH
Why don't you just go up to the stage and ask him if it's him?

DIANA
why don't you go?

RICH
and then what do you do?

DIANA
I'll watch from my comfortable sitting position

RICH
what if he says he's not him?

DIANA
then you turn around, go to the girl with the police hat and ask her if she's a policeman hahahaha!

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DIANA
Oh my god oh my god oh my god I went and said hi and it's HIM!

RICH
 You said HI just like that?? Are you craaaazy?

DIANA
No! it was good! I introduced myself, I said "Hi I'm Diana" and then I spoke to him about my ex

RICH
Are you drunk?

DIANA
Possibly?