FOOTBALL

DIANA
I'm supporting the cute team

JOHN
Okay

DIANA
Or the winners team. We'll see

JOHN
Okay

DIANA
(whispers) On second thought..I'm gonna be supporting whatever team this scary big guy next to me with the flag around him is supporting

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JOHN
This is a small, friendly match between the two countries

DIANA
Oh that's why there's no commenters?
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DIANA
What do you mean the commenters are only on tv? How am I supposed to know what's going on then?

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DIANA
is that guy in the fluorescent orange tshirt the referee??

JOHN
-yea, who did you think it was, a random?

DIANA
I don't know, security guy for some diva-player

JOHN
I should take you to more games to see them through your eyes

DIANA
He sure looks tan in that coral. I bet that's why he chose it

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DIANA
How are people keeping count of the goals without the commenters? Do you know what's the count?

JOHN
No, i'm not sure anybody does

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*crowd* - Faster, 8!

DIANA
I can't believe the players don't have their names written on their tshirts. Without commenters, people don't even know who they are. They just called him "eight".