election day quotes

- If it doesn't turn out the way you want there is always 2012
- Optimism fail.

- My cats are undecided

- One could get the popular vote, and not win right?
- Ask Al Gore that

- The very north eastern part of the country looks like a bunny

- 81 to 38 OBAMA. OH MY FUCKING GOD YESSS

- 103 to 34!

- God the Fox people aren't even trying to hide their dissapointment. They sound like they're about to cry

- Oh my God Oh My God Oh my GOD PALIIIIN!!!! FLORIDA!!
- CALM DOWN it's only less than 1% reported so far

- Chances are, nothing will change in our individual lives no matter who is president

- I'm tense. What should I do?
- Take a bath
- Hire a hunky masseur
- Play with yourself

- Someone needs to inject some nitrous oxide in here tonight

- I can't watch this election stuff. Just tell me- who's winning?

- Obama won Texas!
- McCain won California!!
- And Hawaii and Portugal!
- Hillary takes New York!

- What the fuck happened...NC just turned to McCain
- Noooooo

- No matter who wins, nearly half of the country is gonna be PISSED
- I hope Obama can be a uniter

- If Obama wins FLA, PA and VA, I will run naked through the cafe

- Why is Cindy McCain always glued up to McCain's side?
- I don't like McCain but I adoore Cindy . She dresses fierce.

- I got a free vibrator for voting!

- Wolf Blitzer has the charisma of a small dead salamander
- I disagree. More a medium salamander

- I wonder what obama and McCain are doing right now
- Probably sleeping

- Sarah Palin standing with her man was talking stupid, earlier in CNN
- What was she saying?
- She said she understood being a minority because her husband is part Eskimo
- Oh brother. Did she really?

- Do you think Obama would like these boots?
- Dude, no

- Why don't people like Elizabeth Dole?
- She's OLD

- What time is it in Chicago right now?
- Obamatime

- Ann Curry is 52??? WOW SHE LOOKS GREAT!

- Obama girls. How are you guys feeling?
- Cautiously optimistic

- I kind of feel bad for McCain
- Mavericks feel no pain!

- No matter who wins I hope people realise it will take more than 4 years to clean up this mess

- MSNBC: McCain is meeting with Sarah Palin as we speak
- Do you think he's trying to explain the electoral college to her?
- *spits out tea*

- The fat lady is warming up

- OH MY GOD WE DID IT

- Obama won?
- Damn NYC you are so slow

- HE KILLED IT; HE FREAKIN KILLED IT 297 electoral votes!!

- where is valerie?
- packing for Canada

- I am crying

- My neighbours are setting up fireworks!

- My friend on facebook has USA: United Socialists of America" on his status. Shall I delete him?

- I seriously think this is as close as I'll get to a Worlds Series Championship

- YOU'VE BEEN OBAMANATED!!

- I voted Obama, but he is 1/2 black and 1/2 white? right? not that it matters to me

- Yay NO MORE BUSH! NO MORE BUSH!
- IT'S LIKE A BRAZILIAN WAX FOR AMERICA!

- McCain is on CNN and getting booed
- They're his supporters booing for Obama

- Okay I'm totally confused. Who won?
- Joe the plumber

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- Republicans are starting to split into two sides...interesting
- Crazy religious nut jobs..and smart people

- IS HE BEHIND GLASS??
- They said TWO LAYERS of bullet-proof glass