GAMES

DIANA
Oh look at that, they do Private Parties here

PETER
Yea

DIANA
I think we should have a private party

PETER
Yea

DIANA
You and me

PETER
haha..well I, for one, wouldn't show up

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DIANA
You didn't even text me

P
Of course I texted you..at least 4 times! You don't believe me!

DIANA
No you didn't. I didn't get it, i swear

P
Look I'll show you..[gets phone out] "Dear Mini minx, I hope you're having a wonderful time" and here's another one from Christmas, New years..

D
haha show me that! that's a lie

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DIANA
I know what your type is…big, voluptuous..brunette

P
No, wrong..look at the women i've dated: [model], [actress], none of them are like that and they're blonde. I like big, small, tall, I like all women.. And see, you've missed a very big point…

DIANA
Oh yea. Big bum!

P
[pause + choke on beer] No