BOYS BOYS BOYS

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Why can't he just call me up and invite me to the cinema like a normal person?

R
If he invited you to the cinema you'd go "uuugh he's so booooring"

D
It's way better than "I'm gonna go see a friend, you're welcome to join us" what the fuck?
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Check out those seats!

T
Ok I call you when I get home and I take a look, I just came out from the tennis

D
Okay.

T
But first I'm gonna have a drink in my local pub

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What?? no go HOOOME! get online!

T
Listen I call you when i get home