BOYS BOYS BOYS
D Why can't he just call me up and invite me to the cinema like a normal person? R If he invited you to the cinema you'd go "uuugh he's so booooring" D It's way better than "I'm gonna go see a friend, you're welcome to join us" what the fuck?
D Check out those seats! T Ok I call you when I get home and I take a look, I just came out from the tennis D Okay. T But first I'm gonna have a drink in my local pub D What?? no go HOOOME! get online! T Listen I call you when i get home