Birthday Boy quotes

Told ya x

"What am I doing ordering tea...? I feel like I should have something alcoholic to go with my..vodka"

(to his friend) "First you try to put a hat onto the girl's head, then you take the phone away from her?? Fucking wrong man"

(to me) "You know, I read your blog. I'm fucking addicted to it. I have it on my iPad shortcuts. I'm like, nervous... waiting for the next outfit. "WHAT'S THE NEXT OUTFIT, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S THE NEXT OUTFIT!"