BFF

[having coffee with my best friend Alex.]

DIANA
I wrote about that subject on my blog...Do you ever visit my blog?

ALEX
I don't have time
 
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DIANA
You must let me photograph you. I won't show the photos if you don't like them. Unless they're really good

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ALEX
Try it. It's not even like coffee, it's like an infusion. With a TON of sugar

DIANA
Ah..oh. It is. And there's a TON of sugar. I remember when you had your Nesquick with sugar when we were little

ALEX
I still do. 3:3 ratio chocolate powder/sugar

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ALEX
Everybody's getting married I'm gonna have a heart attack

DIANA
Oh I'm getting married this year, didn't you hear?

[silence. Alex face: Shock horror]

The champagne in NYE told us. I got the last drop so it means I'm getting married

ALEX
You're not even seeing anybody!

DIANA
I know right. I was surprised to find out too

ALEX
Diana if you get married, you must tell me in advance so I can adjust to it

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ALEX
We should enlist to yoga as a "couple" and get the better price

DIANA
I know! I don't get it. Even if we were a couple "couple" - It's not like we're gonna be on top of each other sharing the mat