[at the grimy rehearsal studio]

MICHAEL
did you wait outside much?

DIANA
no, about...50 seconds? I was looking for what number room we were, they were staring at me like..what is this chick doing here

MICHAEL
oh thats not long. Next time just say you have a room booked name is michael

DIANA
okay "i'm with Michael". "I'm on the guestlist", i'll say. "I'm michael's +1"!  i bet they haven't heard that one before