[at the grimy rehearsal studio]
did you wait outside much?
no, about...50 seconds? I was looking for what number room we were, they were staring at me like..what is this chick doing here
oh thats not long. Next time just say you have a room booked name is michael
okay "i'm with Michael". "I'm on the guestlist", i'll say. "I'm michael's +1"! i bet they haven't heard that one before