LAST ASTORIA GIG

[Astoria]

PAUL
What do I know you from?

DIANA
?'s girlfriend! Hello!

PAUL
That's IT! Hi! We met at Bungalow 8

DIANA
That's right. So sorry what's your name again? I saw you onstage, but I'm really bad with names

PAUL
...Paul

DIANA
That's right!

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[After the Last Astoria gig]

SIM
who is he? is he your friend?

DIANA
I don't know. no

SIM
why is he following us with his canvas?

DIANA
I don't know!

SIM
this is all your fault...

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SIM
why is he still carrying that canvas?

DIANA
He said he likes painting

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(at a casino)

SIM
I can't believe what he's doing, that...weird, drunk with the canvas...he's not even watching the table...he's winning!

DIANA
I know!!

DIANA
Tod, you're doing great

TOD
i know. I don't know what i'm doing i've never played poker before. you're my lucky charm. I didn't even have money, some guy gave me thirty bucks to start

DIANA
watch, there are things going on in front of you
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DIANA
Stop sharing your chips! you were doing WELL

TOD
that's the point of the game babe

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(doing a massage)

SIM
stronger!

DIANA
okay!

SIM
ouch but don't hit me in the head!

DIANA
sorry i'm getting excited!

SIM
That was the worst massage i've ever had. My whole body ACHES now, it was like an 8 year old massaging

DIANA
Shut up you loved it

[old man spreads out his palms towards me]
OM
excuse me. Are you the massage girl?

DIANA
no..I was just massaging my friend

OM
oh. But do you read palms I saw you doing it over there?

DIANA
Oh not really. It was just an excuse to touch my friend

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DIANA
where are you going?

TOD
I'm gonna take you home

DIANA
no you're not

TOD
i have to make time, it's too early

DIANA
its 6am

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DIANA
I just came back from my boyfriend's gig and now I'm going to leave you at my exboyfriend's house steps. I don't know what part of that sounds appealing to you. i wouldn't wanna be in your situation

TOD
do you think your ex will mind if i stay at his?

DIANA
Yes he will mind

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