alexandra was here for the weekend

we got very far. We're such intellectuals.

CLARA
what did you guys do?

ALEX
we bought your history book, the one in your shelves that i liked

CLARA
you bought it? i could have lent it to you

ALEX
No not just me, we both bought it. We thought now we can all open ours at the same time and make like a reading group session

CLARA
you are dorks

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DIANA
- what do you wanna do? Tate. Parliament house.

ALEX
I wanna go to the park

DIANA
It's freezing cold!

ALEX
I don't care, i wanna see the ducks. And then I want to go to Hamleys, I always used to have a lot of fun there

DIANA
That's because you were EIGHT

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ALEX
My problem is, I don't think. When I look like i'm thinking my mind is just blank. I don't have opinions. Sometimes people ask me for my opinion on something and I realize that I haven't FORMED an opinion! you know what i mean?

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DIANA
I think i have like bipolar disorder but psicologists tell me i don't

CLARA
No you don't you're just egocentric

DIANA
No it's like, obsession compulsive. And a tad of juvenile dementia

CLARA
Drama queen

DIANA
No, addiction compulsion, hysterics

CLARA
Diana we're just mentally unbalanced

DIANA
Maybe

CLARA
It's because you don't externalize it so it accumulates into that but it's really just issues. I have the same problem only that the other way round

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CLARA
Buon Giorno!

DIANA
why do you speak to him in italian?

CLARA
he thinks we're italian

DIANA
so you're just gonna play along

CLARA
I don't know what else to do

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ALEX
oh can i have a photo here??

CLARA
In front of the tree? Yes.

DIANA
why is she putting her arms in the air like that?

CLARA
I don't know. What are you doing, can you stand properly?

ALEX
I'm standing like the tree

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DIANA
Alex sabes como pagar?

ALEX
Con dinero!!??

DIANA
Es que no se si entenderas la cantidad cuando te la digan, hace tiempo que no hablas en ingles

ALEX
Mirare la pantallita...  Ademas me he visto los videos de Muzzy antes de venir...