DIANA Is there no hairspray in your room? What do you do when you have to keep a hairstyle?? ALEX Have you ever seen me with a hairstyle? ------ ALEX Did your boyfriends pay for everything when you guys went out? CLARA No. I paid for the cabs to his place DIANA And from CLARA The pretty underwear DIANA The lube CLARA The makeup, perfume, shoes DIANA Outfits. Beauty treatments. Hair removal. Video equipment. Boyfriends are a long term investment CLARA Cooking DIANA Psychiatrist ------------- CLARA What could we do now? ALEX I don't know...i'm quite sleepy...we ate, we shopped...we had tea... CLARA If you're sleepy we should go out and get coffee to wake up before we shop a little? ---------------------
Little Cousin Age 9 female Diana now I have an ex. I'm on my second boyfriend. I'm following your steps! DIANA Oh no. But what happened with the first? Little Cousin Age 9 female You know how it is..you drift..We went out five times, we used to go to the swimming pool...And now I'm over him and I like another guy DIANA That's great. Little Cousin Age 9 female I'm getting a little anxious DIANA Does he know you like him? Little Cousin Age 9 female I hope. I've been ignoring him for weeks DIANA Well then he must -------------- Little Cousin Age 12 male I am so hot. Do you wanna see my abs without a t shirt? DIANA I'm dying to, honey Little Cousin Age 12 male Okay get in the changing room, give me your aviators and get out the camera -----------
P (12 y/o cousin, male) Have you seen your boyfriend naked? DIANA Of course. How would I check if I wanna be her girlfriend otherwise?? P Haha! DIANA I was kidding you pervert P Are you a virgin? DIANA Yes P No you're not, you've had like three boyfriends DIANA Then why would you ask? AUNT That's a private issue honey you can't ask her that P But I wanna know. Like, Mom I know you're not a virgin because DUH AUNT It is the time. You are now twelve and I wish you to know you were adopted and we don't love you DIANA She mentions now because they offer a 12 year refund in Cambodia. That's why you're so tan P Not true!!!