After Nickelback show

VICTORIA
What are you doing..?

DIANA
Apparently, I've just drank vodka through my nose

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DIANA
Edward, how is your name pronounced, Ed-uhard or Edwaohrd

GUY
Warren

VICTORIA
I thought he was Andrew. I've been calling him Andrew

DIANA
I kinda prefer Edward

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GUY
Can I ask you a question?

DIANA
No i don't answer anything without my interview coach

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DIANA
Fine we'll go to a strip club. But gentlemen I have to warn you, we're a 1000 per hour

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M
What would you like to drink?

DIANA
Chai Latte

VICTORIA
Stop it you can't order Chai Latte at 2 in the morning in a club

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M
So where are you girls heading to?

DIANA
To a casino

VICTORIA
No we weren't?

DIANA
Shh stick to the story

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DIANA
Also casinos don't close until 5.30 so we can stay until then..No wait- that's when the tube starts. I guess that's why I leave at 5.30?

VICTORIA
Shut up you're drunk

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M
Hey. You took your clothes off

DIANA
All the other girls did it

M
Well it's a strip club

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GUY
Do you need a car lady?

DIANA
No we want to get a bicycle

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DOORMAN
How old are you?

DIANA
Fifteen

DOORMAN
You're too young

DIANA
I'm not fifteen you doo doo head, can't you see I'm 21?

DOORMAN
Okay come in

DIANA
Thank you