Quote of the day

DIANA
I quite like what you did with Noel Gallagher. But then, I don't sound like him


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No

DIANA
My voice is..softer, and-

P
Different

DIANA
Yea. More..how is it? more-

P
Female

DIANA
Well yea. I have a

P
a girl's voice

DIANA
yea we're just-

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Different people

DIANA
hahahah! ok then, you do what you gotta do

 

 

 

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if i put you on a horse, can you stay on top?

DIANA
what kind of question is that? Geez. I don't know. I've never been on a horse. I've been on a pony

 

no ponies

DIANA
i'd rather have an elephant. I'm more of an elephant person

no i'm not gonna get you an elephant, poops everywhere


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