[phone rings]

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is it you I'm calling?

DIANA
yea

P
oh crap…

DIANA
stop calling i'm right here. i'm ordering food. do you want sushi?

P
no i don't want..

DIANA
I'll get you some. leave your phone. stop calling me

P
am I calling you again?

DIANA
yes! i'm gonna ignore you

P
are you -345?

DIANA
Yea. Tuna?

P
I want cripsy maki

DIANA
We can share mine I have tons, I'll get you tuna

P
okay. you're not -345 are you?

DIANA
yes I am 345. gimme your phone! you are very drunk. you can't control your champagne. Give it to me 

P
yea i'm very pissed. No I can't; it's not the alcohol

DIANA
i, on the other hand, am very good at it because I don't have any brain cells

P
hahah that's a terrible thing to say! i can't find his number. you're not 345 are you?

DIANA
yes I am! do you only have me in your phone?

P 
apparently!!! so wrong when white kids go "whatsup" that's a black thing

DIANA
I say "whats up" all the time. But then i was raised with black people

P
Yea in valencia you were raised with black people… oh someone's calling me. you're not 596 are you?

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