SID
He's ordering things, do you want another drink?
DIANA
No
SID
What do you want to drink?
DIANA
Oh actually I'll have some tap water
SID
She wants a whisky coke
DIANA
NO. TAP WATER!
SID
Come on don't be boring. Oh who ordered two of these? Now you got two whisky cokes
DIANA
I don't want two whisky cokes. What are you drinking, coffee tequila on the rocks?
SID
I don't like whisky
[later on that evening after misplacing multiple drinks and with different friends in another venue]
MARCUS
I'm just gonna have some water? do you want anything? I just had one of those mini bottles of champagne
DIANA
Yes tap water
[4 tap waters & lemon later]…
[on the phone]
DIANA
Hold on. A guy just came over in his car and asked "how much". People are RUDE!
S
What? No way. Are you wearing hotpants and a bra?
DIANA
Nope fur coat.
And hotpants, yea
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