D - Oh look at that, they do Private Parties here
P - Yea
D - I think we should have a private party
P - Yea
D - You and me
P - haha..well I, for one, wouldn't show up
D - haha that's true you always bail...More room for me
D- You didn't even text me
P- Of course I texted you..at least 4 times! You don't believe me!
D - No you didn't. I didn't get it, i swear
P- Look I'll show you..[gets phone out] "Dear Mini minx, I hope you're having a wonderful time" and here's another one from Christmas, New years..
D- haha show me that! that's a lie
D- I know what your type is…bigger, voluptuous..brunette
P- No, wrong..look at the women i've dated: [model], [actress], you, none of them are like that and they're blonde. I like big, small, tall, I like all women.. And see, you've missed a very big point…
D- Oh yea. Big bum!
P- [pause + choke on beer] No.
P- He'll be into it if there's game
D- There's always game where I am
P- Pfff....
D- it's this Darjeeling tea
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