[at my friend's apartment building]
D- RULE #6 "Guests to ensure nightime peace and quiet of the building!!" You're breaking the ruuuules. I'm gonna report you
- it's all your fault
D- Also "Guests who make noise and are drunk may have to leave the building" We are drunk.
- I'm gonna go invite the neighbours over
D- okay
M- I had to clean the room, I spent all afternoon doing the bathroom!
D- I made my bed today
[at Sketch]
- Why did you call him handsome?
- Because he gave me a strawberry
- I told the owner I was with Diana Anastasia and that she wanted a chocolate martini. But the bar was closed so he gave me his bottle of champagne
D- Oh, I thought the bar was closed so we were leaving
- Noooooo
Amazing HD photo of my water coming up:
Manager - What am I gonna drink now?
D- What happened?
- They said there's a private party going on in there
D- Of course. Did you tell them we're in it?
- Never date any of us
D - I won't, I love you guys too much
- You got the security guy's number!
D - No I did not!
- You got the sailor's number!
D - No, HE did!
- He thinks your gay
- I'm going to google your website
D- Good.
- I'll find out what it is
D- I bet you will
- Dude it's her name dot com
- Ok so you're coming to ibiza this summer
- I'll only go if Diana is coming
- I'll only go if the taxi driver is coming
- I think it was the sixteen tequilla shots
- It's all Diana's fault
D - What did you do with my shoes? I thought you wanted to try them on. Did you hide them?
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