V- Four...
D - Are you counting?
V- Sort of
D- Okay let's count. Five
V- Six
D - Why don't you take your t shirt off?
Bobby - You do it
D - No I don't wanna touch you
D - Hands off! I'm gonna put some ice down your pants
Bobby - What?
D - This
Bobby - hey!
Bobby - Kiss me on my cheek again?
D - No, you are the worst cheek kisser i've ever met.
Bobby - You smacked me really hard
Bobby - My girlfriend is a goat
D - My boyfriend is a panther
Bobby - I was joking
D - I'm not
Bobby - that's crazy
D - You're the one who's fucking a goat.
Bobby - you want me to get you a drink?
D - No thanks, I pick up them up from the tables for free
Bobby - oh. Can you get a drink then?
[After club, on the street walking on the wrong direction]
V - Hi construction guys! Do you know anywhere around here where we could go eat?? we're STARVING. I don't care what kind of food, I'll eat anything
D - She'll eat anything
V - Can you guys pose for a photo with me?
Black guy - I am from Jamaica
D - I am from Jamaica, too!
Black guy - oh hey
[at McDonalds]
D - Nice to meet you come with us. Are you gay though? We only go with gay guys
Gay Guy - Yes i am actually haha
D - oh that's great, we too. High five!
[getting home]
D - I'm not drunk I'm just really, really happy hahaha
V - Gosh Diana, you look happy! Here gimme the key, I'll open
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