O- I wanna get out of here. This place is so gay
D- what are you talking about? I love it here, I can just sit and firegaze and relax without being bothered every three minutes
O- right. That's because everyone here is gay

- can I buy you a drink
D - no, thanks
- why not. Seriously I'll get you a drink. You owe me nothing
D- I'm sorry but I'm getting one for my boyfriend over there too
- I'll get his too if you let me buy you yours too
D- no...why would you do that? that's silly

F- there are some fine young girls like eighteen dancing over there. babes
D- are there? [turn to friend on my right] Oli you should go dance with those young girls on your right. There, on your right..
O- I don't care for young girls
D- [turns to F on my left] oliver said he's into older women because they're more twisted in bed
F - really?
D- Yea. Aren't you?
F- no I like them young.
D- that's because you're still too young
F- how old are you?
D- thirty-two
F- you're not fucking thirty two...
D- I might not be

[answering my voicemail. A producer]
D - I'm sorry I didn't pick up earlier. I was expecting two dates calls tonight and I wished to answer neither

[Recording with faaaaabulous people]

Simon - let's record some aahs. But not like THAT. You know what I mean
D - hey. You're the one who wrote ''strip me down'', not me!
Simon - true, true...just saying

Simon - That ah was great
D - I did it just for you
Simon - Thank you

Simon - Okay now this..sing it like you're desperate. But not desperate in that sense! you know what i mean!
D - My boyfriend is in Honolulu for three weeks. I'll leave it to you to figure out whether i'm desperate or not
Simon- oh god, you are going to shout this out perfectly

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