- He had milkshake in his veins or something...Diana! are you listening to me? can you stop playing with your phone?
- I am listening! I'm writing down everything you're saying, you're so funny

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to an actor
- so what would you say was your best role?
- an octopus.
- you played an octopus???
- i have great legs for being an octopus. i could get an octopus role in any movie. Can i borrow your tights and exchange them for my trousers?

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