christmas lunch small talk


Mom - That way you'd find a responsible, well brought up spanish guy looking to form a family

Carlota - Mom, Diana likes thrill and adventure

Diana - Thank you

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Cousin #1 male, 11 years old - Would you like to go for a drink sometime?

Diana - Of course. What did you have in mind?

Cousin #1 male, 11 years old - Starbucks?

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Aunt - That hat reminds me of something

Diana - Gatsby! I'm slowly turning into Daisy have you noticed
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My sister's Christmas & More list, written on her whiteboard (excerpt)

- Agatha earrings
- Black leather skirt
- Brown Hairs
- White Hairs
- Christmas Presents
- Sequined top Mango
- First line St.Tropez condo
- Olay facewash

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